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[The True to Life Bard]

Hey, The Bard here! Seems like I've aquired a bad name of sorts in the past week or so, and I have no idea why! Really... I've done nothing, broken no rule. I'm here to set the record straight and offer the olive branch. Look, I even made an honest to God account to show I'm serious.

Now... one of my sources tells me I've been mistaken for somebody. Well, let me assure you I'm the genuine article. Real name's Deacon - the one and only Wayward Bard, a name I prefer when doing dirty deeds through the series of tubes. I came to Starfall Academy through a google search, and checked it out. The place frustrated me. I saw Admins fighting over gay rights, and I could tell they had a conflict that ran deeper than that behind the scenes, man. So, in order to give myself something to do, I transcribed a little diddy and left it. Results were... about as expected. I'm glad no one called me a hacker or cyber terrorist or anything, but seriously, it wasn't anything drastic. Just some meanings thrown in the background of a rhyme here and there.

So... I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not. Like I said, there's absolutely nadda politically incorrect about my statements. Maybe now that I'm typing things straight out for you to see, you'll calm down a bit - no hidden messages here, just me talking to you.

[Fallen Hours™]

^_^

Well, Bard, it's wonderful to see that you're really serious. And I know that some people have gone ''against'' you, but I honestly think you could be a rather interesting person. My name's Sandy-chan (or atleast, that's what people have come to call me) and yes, - I think - all of us were involved in the gay rights involvements, and I'm not going to defend any of our staff members or the general arguement, I just simply wanted to say that all those problems happened when we left MSN Groups, and lost a lot of our members.

...Gee, that was a long sentence, wasn't it?

And really, I don't think you should be sorry at all! I mean, I've been at this place for a long time and we get this every so often. (No offense or anything, to anyone.) But considering a few of our members - myself included - I'd think they'd be used to it! ^_^'' Well, either way, it is rather wonderful to meet you.

[David's Reaching Out]

Mr. Bard, I wanted to say something...

You, sir, are an *sshole. A poser. And above all else, a horrible poet. Rewriting a Dic-k Clark Five (really, we censor slang here too? It's a band name, in this sense, but c'mon!) song for your own personal vendetta is a tad shameful to you as both person and writer. Please, refrain from scoffing up my name and sparkling reputation of distrust among folks, eh?

Though, judging by the date of your post there, I doubt you'll be back - I hope to some higher power (Vishnu, perhaps?) you see this, a little howdy-do from the REAL Wayward Bard.

Jerk.

MODIFIED: Because of PA's ridiculous censorship.